The Cozumel Drift
Your E-Newsletter from Scuba Shack & Village Tan Kah
Cozumel, Mexico 
April 2003
 
Welcome to The Cozumel Drift, featuring news and articles from Scuba Shack, The Village and Cozumel.  This month we're doing something special for all of those brave souls who have weathered blizzards for the past few months and are getting that "urge to submerge" -- check out our April specials!!!
 
Thanks, and enjoy this edition of The Cozumel Drift!
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IN THIS EDITION:
 
Hotel/Dive Specials...APRIL ONLY!!!
Travel Deals to Coz...Check 'em out!
Editorial...Local customs for the Cozumel newcomer...funny but true 
The "Diving Great Grandma of Cozumel"...Meet the lovely and adventurous Doris Henderson
FYI...Miscellaneous stuff
 
 ******APRIL SPECIAL******
 
Get outta town!!!  Don't miss out on these special rates -- for APRIL ONLY!!!!
 
HOTEL & DIVING PACKAGES
(based on double occupancy)
 
7 nights plus 5 (2-tank) dive trips
Standard room: $439 per person
Deluxe room:     $450 per person
 
4 nights plus 3 (2-tank) dive trips
Standard room:  $270 per person
Deluxe room:      $280 per person
 
3 nights plus 2 (2-tank) dive trips
Standard room:  $199 per person
Deluxe room:      $205 per person
 
HOTEL ONLY
 
7 nights Standard room:  $385
7 nights Deluxe room:      $399
 
 
WHERE'S THE CHEAP AIRFARE?  We found some....
 
Check out these website for travel bargains from your town. 
 
FUNJET VACATIONS    www.funjet.com
Sample fares:
Houston - Cozumel          April 20-24    $333
DFW - Cozumel               April 14-18    $248
Chicago - Cozumel         April 18-25    $347
San Antonio - Cozumel   April 20-24    $385
 
MLT WORRY-FREE VACATIONS    www.worryfreevacations.com
*** Check frequently for Red Hot Deals posted on Monday nights ***
Sample fares:
Detroit - Cozumel         April 12-19    $297
Minn/St. Paul                April 7-11      $327
St. Louis                        April 4-11     $287
Denver                          April 6-10      $287
 
Continental also has had some good deals lately, it just depends on when and where you are flying from.  Check out their rates at www.continental.com.
 
Other links to check for bargains --
www.ATA.com.com
www.bestfares.com
www.applevacations.com
 
 
A LESSON ON COZUMEL CULTURE...or is it anti-culture?
by Annie Thornton
 
Almost nobody visits Cozumel only once, it's like a big potato chip! Some folks like it so much they spend months here at a time or just move down for good.  If you are thinking about spending more than a few weeks on our fair island, here are some tips that will help you fit in to the "Cozumel Culture".
 
1.  If a wedding is scheduled for 4:00pm, don't expect anyone (including the bride and groom) to show up before 6:00pm. 
2.  When someone says "I'll call you", assume that they won't.
3.  Enjoy drinking your beer with lime, salt, ice and Tabasco sauce, but don't blame the orange juice in the morning for giving you heartburn.
4.  "Manana" can mean only 2 things: "not today" or "never".
5.  Toilet seats are a luxury item.
6.  When you ask anyone for change, they will always reply "no hay".
7.  If you hear a blaring horn or what sounds like a loud music box coming down the street, run out to get your bottles from the water truck.  
8.  When you try to leave a party at 1:30am, someone's grandmother will ask why you are leaving so early.
9.  Eat at least half your meals at places that have a tarp for a roof.
10.  Wave and yell hello to the doggies on the rooftops to help keep barking noises continuous.
 
By the same token, many of us have lived in Cozumel for a long time, either full or part-time.  When we venture away from our little island home, we too need some help with adjusting to "life on the outside".  Here are some tips to see if maybe you have adjusted to the Cozumel way of life a little too well…
 
1.  You have more drugs in your toiletry bag than Walgreen's and you don't have a prescription for a single one of them.
2.  You keep a 50 peso bill taped to the back of your driver's license.
3.  When in the U.S., you pause undecidedly when faced with three competing gas stations on one corner.
4.  You are surprised when it storms and the lights don't go out. 
5.  You are surpised when it doesn't storm and the lights don't go out.
6.  A smooth ride in a car makes you pull over in fright.
7.  You automatically reach for a tortilla at every meal.
8.  You can quickly decide how much money is in your  wallet by the color of the banknotes.
9.  Your favorite football team is called the Striped Goats, and you find it necessary to say "American football" when discussing the Cowboys vs. Packers.
10. You eat tacos, gorditas, morcilla, moronga and medulla, but believe hamburgers are unhealthy.
11. You only know people by their nickname, or how they are related to somebody, or both.
12.  You know a big red lipstick smudge is on your cheek while you're out in public, but you just don't care.
 
Got some more good ones?  Send them to us at robertac@prodigy.net.mx and we'll keep the list going!
 
 
THE DIVING GREAT GRANDMOTHER OF COZUMEL
by guest writer, Wayne Henderson
 
Meet Doris Henderson, one of Scuba Shack's most regular repeat customers, a.k.a. "The Diving Great-Grandmother of Cozumel".  Doris hails from Austin, Texas, and was certified in 1992, anticipating her 68th birthday.  Why?  Since the early 1980's, she and husband Vic had been to Cozumel a few times and snorkeled in the warm clear water with the colorful reef fish.  It looked really inviting.  In 1982, their youngest son and daughter-in-law went with them on one such trip and were immediately hooked on the island and all it had to offer.  Son, Wayne, certified in 1987, was immediately interested in photographing everything he saw in the coral reef environment we all enjoy so much.  That did it. After seeing photos and videos of what's really down there below the snorkelers' world, his wife, Sue, soon followed and they were able to convince "Mom and Dad" that they could do the same.  When Dad couldn't finish the course for health reasons, Mom had to be talked into doing her open water checkout dives in Lake Travis.
 
Since then, her only regret has been that she didn't start diving much sooner in life.  With the added certification of older son, Craig, the entire family now enjoys dive trips together.  For most of the last ten years, one son or the other has been employed by either American Airlines or Continental Airlines.  Accompanying flight privileges have opened up a whole world of travel and diving opportunities.  Almost all of the family's travels now center around Caribbean dive destinations, especially their adopted "home away from home," Cozumel.  Doris got her Advanced Open Water certification in 1994 and has now logged about 850 dives.  Most of the divers who dive with her for the first time, including the professional divemasters, are surprised at her diving skills.  With perfect buoyancy control, a relaxed attitude in the water and an air consumption rate that rivals that of the professionals, one would think she had been diving forever.  And with the hospitality the family has always received at Scuba Shack for over 10 years, Doris hopes to be a repeat customer for another 10 years. 
 
We certainly hope so too, Doris!!!!  Ed.
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If you're craving for a taste of Cozumel, this should do it!  This is a great Sopa de Lima recipe...makes you think of Cozumel no matter where you may be.
 
SOPA DE LIMA
 
1 3 lb. chicken
10 cups water
2 chicken bouillon cubes
6 whole black peppercorns
3 parsley sprigs
1 stalk celery
1 bay leaf
1 medium onion, quartered
2 teaspoons salt
˝ teaspoon dried thyme
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
2 bell peppers or poblanos, cut in thin strips
2 cups chopped tomatoes, fresh or canned
1 lime, cut in half
3 tablespoons chopped cilantro
Salt and red pepper to taste
Crisp fried corn tortilla strips
Addtional lime slices
 
Place chicken  in large pot with next 9 ingredients. Heat to boiling, reduce heat, cover and simmer until chicken is cooked (about 1 hour).  Remove chicken, cool and debone.  Strain broth.  Add sliced onion, bell pepper and tomatoes to broth and bring to boil.  Squeeze in juice from one lime and drop both squeezed halves into broth.  Stir in cilantro and simmer 20 minutes. Add chicken and adjust seasonings, if necessary.  To serve, place some tortilla strips in soup bowls.  Ladle soup over tortillas and float a slice of lime in each bowl.  Provecho!
 
 
FYI
 
Cozumel - Playa del Carmen Ferry Schedule
 
From Cozumel to Playa:  
5:00AM, 7:00AM, 9:00AM, 10:00AM, 12:00PM, 2:00PM, 4:00PM, 5:00PM, 6:00PM, 8:00PM, 10:00PM 
 
From Playa to Cozumel:
6:00AM, 8:00AM, 9:00AM, 10:00AM, 11:00AM, 1:00PM, 3:00PM, 5:00PM, 6:00PM, 7:00PM, 9:00PM, 11:00PM                  
 
SAMPLE TAXI FARES
 
This is not a definitive listing and is meant to be used as a guide only.  A complete listing can be found with each taxi driver or at their headquarters on 2nd North between 5 and 10.   State your destination clearly to the driver and try to have smaller bills because most taxi drivers will not make change for a large bill.  And make sure you don't leave any belongings in the taxi.
 
North Hotel Zone (Playa Azul, Sol Cabanas, El Cozumeleno, Paradisus) to Downtown:
N$25 to N$50 pesos (about $3-$5 US)
 
South Hotels to Downtown:
N$30 Plaza las Glorias, Villa Blanca
N$40 La Ceiba, Casa del Mar, Park Royal
N$60 Fiesta Americana, El Presidente
N$90 Chankanaab
N$115 Reef Club, Allegro
N$170 Iberostar
N$195 Playa Palancar
 
SCUBA SHACK  (011-52-987) 872-4240
robertac@prodigy.net.mx
On the beach between Casa del Mar and Park Royal Hotels
 
ROBERTA'S DIVE ECO-COZUMEL  (011-52-987) 872-4187
www.RobertasDIVEECOcozumel.com
Calle 3 between the waterfront and 5 Ave.
 
VILLAGE TAN KAH   (011-52-987) 872-4240
www.cozumel.net/bb/village_tankah
In the south hotel zone, directly across the street from Scuba Shack
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TECHNICAL STUFF:
This newsletter is produced by Anne Thornton and Roberta Cwiertnia.
Sponsored by Roberta's Dive Eco-Cozumel, Scuba Shack & Village Tan Kah.
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